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Lyrics for "Lab and Family"

Chocolate Sunrise:

(2x )  Chocolate Sunrise, so sweet your eyes.

Doorbell rings mailman sings, the  bicycle flies by, the doorbell rings the dog goes bark and I say I will die.
You just sit and I just sing, you bake me sugar pies.
Do dolado….

Chorus

Heard you ring, came right up but you had run away,
My dog went bark chased you after on your little bike
I said comeback because I don’t know who you are.
Sweety-pie come back and kiss me from afar.

(2x) I just want to eat you up, you will come down from the sky

peel back the paper, tear off the gold foil, break into pieces, enjoy the darkness,
don’t read the label, don’t eat the plastic, ignore the colors, take a big bite of
me me me me me….

I just want to eat you up, you will come down from the sky

(2x) Chorus

Oooohh Oooohh

Chocolate Sunrise, so sweet your eyes.
You landed on the shore, where you can see the rocks
Chocolate Sunrise, so sweet your eyes.
Where you can hear the wind, where you can learn the love

I’ve seen sugar, I’ve seen heat (“where you can learn the love”)
I’ve seen wrappers I’ve seen sweet “   ”
I’ve seen heaven I’ve seen gold “    ”
I’ve fresh where nothing’s old “   ”

Nuclear Planet:

We’re the only ones left on the nuclear planet what else can we do accept fuck shit damn it. (4x)

Ya know what this means, everyone’s dead, lets go have some fun in your papa’s bed.
Ya know what this means, everyone’s dead, lets go make some love in your mama’s bed.

We ran into a vampire
We kicked him in the face
We put him in a deep fryer
It’s dractacular waste

(2x)

Ooooh, blood blood lots of  blood
Gimme gimme lotsa of blood
Ooooh, blood blood lots of  blood
Gimme gimme blood blood

Chorus (2x)

Ya know what this means…. (4x)

(2x)

Oooh, radiation desire,
I want you more than evire
When we gunna expire
Who ignited the fire

Chorus (4x)

Fuck shit damn it (round)

Fins:
Mermaids and mermen it’s time to leave and go for a swim.
Oh where is that pineapple the one I lost at sea
I was dancing with a maiden fair and she took it right from me
And I said no don’t you go, I wan that fruit more than you know
And she turned around and swam swam swam this is what she told to me

I’m not the only one with fins
I’ve got to go swim with friends
This is goodbye
This is goodbye

Where is that pineapple
I was dancing with that mermaid fair
Ashe turned around and looked blankly

Chorus

 

(half time)
Where is that pineapple,
The one that I lost in the sea
I was dancing with a maiden fair
And she took it right from me

Chorus

Donna Nobis Pachem:
(Round)

Donna nobis pachem

Amazing grace how sweet the sound that saved a soul like me
I once was lost but now I’m found 'twas blind but now I see.

Queer Shit:
Queer’s more punk rock
Break my bike lock
Homo’s on the choppin’ block
Queer’s more puck rock

No tears we’re queer (2x)
We gota label to label all the unidentiafiable
Cane and able

The tenth grade boys still say fag
And the tenth grade girls still say dyke

And they say it like the mean it
And they say it like they hate you
They say it like they mean it
They say it so it hurts you

Chorus with call back

My health class didn’t teach me shit
I had to learn it all from the interknit
You bet you bet the internet
Says lots of shit the internet

The high-class boys still say fag
And the low class girls still say dyke
They say it like they mean it
They say it so it hurts you

Chorus

No tears we’re queers
No tears we’re queer
We got a label to label all the unidentifiable.

SUVs big RVs STDs, that’s what I learned in my health class
Shake your ass my health class
Shake your ass my health class.

My Tummy:

I like to fall down and I like to drip and I like to get dirty I like to drip so my tummy will feel yummy…ooo

Get off the sidelines and kick up some dust
Get in the center and get out and bust

What does it mean
What have you seen

I like to fall down and I like to drip and I like to get dirty I like to drip so my tummy will feel yummy…ooo

Get off the sidelines and kick up some dust
Get in the center and get out and bust

I like to see
I like to be

I like to fall down
I like to get dirty
I like to fall down and
I like to get dirty

I like to drip and
I like to drip
So my tummy will feel yummy

Get off the sidelines
Get in the center
and kick up some dust
 and get out and bust

So my tummy will feel good now
So my tummy will feel yum yum yes

Maremoto:
Hmmm maremoto hmmm lo bonito mmmm maremoto ven conmigo
Hmmm maremoto hmmm lo bonito mmmm maremoto canta con migo

…..

Milagro, milagro, milagro, mi hija sobrevivio
Milagro, milagro, milagro, mi hija sobrevivio
Te duje te duje te dije que ella sobrevivio
Te dije te dije te dije que ella sobrevivio

Chorus (few times)

Michelangelo

Michelangelo I wish you were a girl
Michelangelo My parents don’t know
Michelangelo, Michelangelo
Michelangelo, I wish you I wish you I wish you
Michelangelo take me by the hand \
Michelangelo I guess I’ll take you as a man
Michelangelo lets get out of hear
Michelangelo this land is full of fear

(chorus)Michelangelo Michelangelo, like a tangelo, like a tangelo
Lot’s of manjego lot’s of mangego lot’s of mangego la

Michelangelo Michelangelo, like a tangelo, like a tangelo
Lot’s of mangego lot’s of mangego lot’s of mangego lot’s of…

Michelangelo will you marry me
So traditional never set us free
Michelangelo can you carry me?
I will marry you and you will marry me.

Let’s run away somewhere
Where no one really cares
We’ll have a little place
We’ll have a flight of stairs

Michelangelo my parents still don’t know
Michelangelo why can’t you be a girl

Chorus

Ooooohhhh…

Chorus Chorus

Say again the Truth:
Say again the truth, lend me out your hand……

Corner Store:
2x
Kissing you at the corning store
I say let’s go let’s have more
2x
kissing you on the big front lawn
so glad to see we’re getting along

What do I do if I want more
What do I do if they call me a whore
What do I do if I do try
What if he’s with another guy
(2x)
Shut your mouth I like your lips
Take your shirt off shake your hips
(2x)Shut the door for privacy
I’ll wash you if you wash me
Open door me insanity
I’ll wash you if you wash me.

Chorus

…….

Boise Idaho:
Hello my name is Jonathon I cam out of the closet when I was sixteen years old in Mexico with a twenty three year old man
His name was Jesus, he was a smoker and now I can get off any time to smell of Marlboro cigarettes
I like to slut around shopping malls and check out all the other faggots
My mom thinks I’m dead
My dad beat me up once
I’m from Idaho
I’m a fag and I’m a fucking drag queen

I told my dad he was so mad he had a stroke and died
I told my mom and uncle tom she got her gun and tried
I ran ran ran down the road I tripped in six heels
And then I Cried for mercy, you just don’t know how it feels

I’m a drag queen from Idaho (idiho)
My mom thinks that I’m dead
I’m a drag queen from Idaho (idiho)
She shot me in the head

I’m a kind of vagina ……

I ran away to big san fran
I met a man his name was Ann
He showed me all the things I’d never seen
Fake eyebrows and fake big breasts
I want it all I want the best
How much money is it going to cost

Chorus

Have you ever been to Boise Idaho
I went to high school in the Boise Idaho
They beat me up all black and blue
And all I had was split in two

Faggots don’t have to prove anything to anyone
Living life is a dream is a dream without a reputation.

 

Kind of vagina!

I’m masculine whenever I am
I am a man the best I can
And anatomically I’m all here
But you don’t know how it feels
So silky smooth in ten-inch heels
I strike a pose and fill everyone with fear

Chorus

He’s a drag queen from Idaho
Yeah yeah
He’ll fuck you in the head
He’s a drag queen from Idaho
Yeah yeah
We sleep with him in bed

Have you ever been to Boise Idaho
They beat me up they turned my black and blue
Faggots don’t have to prove anything to anyone
Living life is a dream is a dream without a reputation.
I’m a drag queen from Idaho!!!!

Your Truck – My Bike

Walking all the darkest streets
Victims of my murderous beets

Hey mama’s not a watching so you better get a talking
One two three four getting on the fordernor
mama’s not a watching so you better get a talking
takin’ down the drinks like they’re 1984

don’t you think it’s kinda cool how all the boys thy like to shake their shit
shakin’ up the moody froody, shakin up the powder shit

Hey mama’s not a watching so you better get a talking
One two three four getting on the fordernor

What the fuck is with your truck
I kind of like my fucking bike
Take a fucking nature hike you fag fag phych phych

What the fuck is with your truck
I kind of like my fucking bike
Take a fucking nature hike you fag fag dyke dyke

Boys, oh boys come along home come along home
Yeah boys, uh boys, come along home
Dinners on the table boys

Sniff me, sniff all of me,
 sniff me up through up wee wee holes in the moles
don’t you sniff me, sniff all of me
take me all in through the mouth
don’t you think it’s kind of couth

falling on my ass in the rolling hills of grass
it’s the one thing I don’t like
it’sa falling on my bike
kissing him all day even in the Santa Fe
can the shopping isle mart
and the deli meat I cart

What the fuck is with your truck
I kind of like my fucking bike
Take a fucking nature hike you fag fag phych phych

What the fuck is with your truck
I kind of like my fucking bike
Take a fucking nature hike you fag fag dyke dyke

Boys, oh boys come along home come along home
Yeah boys, uh boys, come along home
Dinner’s on the table boys

 

Oh ooh……

Hey mama’s not a watching so you better get a talking
One two three four getting on the fordernor

 

What the fuck is with your truck
I kind of like my fucking bike
Take a fucking nature hike you fag fag dyke dyke
What the fuck is with your truck
I kind of like my fucking bike
Take a fucking nature hike you fag fag dyke dyke
What the fuck is with your truck
I kind of like my fucking bike
Take a fucking nature hike you fag fag dyke dyke
What the fuck is with your truck
I kind of like my fucking bike
Take a fucking nature hike you fag fag dyke dyke

Boys, oh boys, come along home, come along home
Yeah boys, uh boys, come along home
Dinner’s on the table boys

10000 Men:
I saw an army in san Francisco
A million of miles of green green lawn
I asked where are the others
All the others are gone

It’s a killer acronym
And I just can’t accept him (3x)

There are ten thousand men
Living in the ground (3x)

There are ten thousand ghosts
Following me around (3x)

I get the HIVes just thinking about it
Have to pour a bucket of water all over my hear
Come to my AID, just put a paper bag right over my head

It’s a killer acronym and I just can’t trust him

It’s a killer acronym, walking with a grin, and I just can’t trust him.

Chorus

Sterilize me, wash my hands a thousand times
Open my future my future with a child safety lid

I saw an army in san Francisco
All the white tombstones line the road
But there’s any army not spoken for
The one’s who don’t follow code

It’s a killer acronym and I just can’t trust him
It’s a killer acronym, walking with a grin, and I just can’t accept him.

Chorus (fades)

I’m running out of options
I’ve put the last finger down
And I’m spinning round and round and round
And the only thing I can think to do ids ask you
Ask you questions, figure things out,
At least for a little while,
At least for a little bit

Open my future with a child safety lid

10000 Men…… Dead….. dead…… dead…… dead

 

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